What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 15:19
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody on Parenting, Jennifer's Body and More - Variety
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good