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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 15:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Doctors use poo pills to flush out dangerous superbugs - BBC

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

No way

Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody on Parenting, Jennifer's Body and More - Variety

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good